You know you?re in Africa when?
You know you’re in Africa when…
Mzungu. Point Blank.
You don’t need an alarm clock because a 5-year-old African child jumps on you.
You think you have a Chaco tan but it’s really just dirt.
You take a cold shower every day and you turn into a new level of stank.
Beans and rice.
5 hour church services. 4 days a week.
20 people cram into a 6-person bus.
You almost get run over daily.
Punctuality is only a suggestion.
Getting peed on by an orphan is a daily occurrence.
You kill a mosquito and yell “MALARIA” and feel accomplished.
You paid to get your hair...